All 130 movie Reviews


Half Life 2: The Nativity Half Life 2: The Nativity

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good quality, but it wasn't funny.

It just wasn't funny. If I were an idiot, I might like it though. I also didn't like how Gordon has a jewish beard like my dad's instead of his signature goatee.



Smile! Smile!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really really really really really good!

This is what Newgrounds animators should aim for, not the shit that's on the top 50! I seemed like you were really angry at pop culture when you made this. I like how you include the "88" in the movie to give it a dose of Hitler. Or maybe you were just pissed off at all the fucking idiots born in that year (my birth-year) who have 88 (which is the universal neo-nazi greeting, meaning Heil Hitler) in their aliases.


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Aura Aura

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great.

It was different than the other stuff, and it was well-done. It wasn't at all like the book "Aura" though.



NG TT VIII (Eggs) NG TT VIII (Eggs)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was fantasmlistherkehrkher

That was great. I liked how some of them made fun of Jesus, because Easter sucks. The important thing though is that the animation quality was very high. Good stuff.



8-bit Adventure [-OLD-] 8-bit Adventure [-OLD-]

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

It was better than my crappy Link movies. Guhjuh.



Kids on Drugs-Elvis Lives Kids on Drugs-Elvis Lives

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty cool.

I gave it a three, but then I read the lyrics you gave in a reply to a review, and I realized that it's a song about America, with a lot of metaphors in it, and now I like it a lot more. I like leftist music a lot. Good stuff.



Battle Royal JC vs GOD Battle Royal JC vs GOD

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was great.

Great job. Mocking Christians is funny.



Hope is a good thing. Hope is a good thing.

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Stupid message, bad English, decent graphics.

It was a fairly well-done movie, graphics-wise. The story was horrible, and so was the message. Yuck. I think you should make another movie where the girl dies. It would score well. (No, I'm not obsessed with violence, I like good political movies, but this sucked.)



The Blammed The Blammed

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Decent movie.

Pretty good graphics, but it was kind of boring. More importantly, I did the math, and you think under a million were killed in the holocaust. I'm pretty sure about 12 million people were killed in the holocaust, inluding two million gypsies and six million jews. Why did you say that??


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JoeandTom responds:

You're more into the action movies, so yes of course this would seem slow to you, but its something diffrent you gotta notice that.

Great to see you did the math, I did it too, mainly I was just calculating the jews killed in the halacaust but if you count the others, yes, its quite a high number. I had a miscalculation, good for you to notice but still, you got the idea of "whats happening"

Thanks for your review, and keep making flashes man.


Counter Strike: Ct Victor Counter Strike: Ct Victor

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

That was awful!

It was really short, and it must have had very few frames. A normal decent movie on NG has more than a thousand frames.